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Career Demotivational Poster

Retirement -

TAGS: retirement career job
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:46 am
What doese everyone want but nobody likes, getting exactly what you want, they wanted more conservative voices on the radio, now Rush and the crew have more competitors than listeners.
MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:44 am
It's the PODCASTS every other Conservative I know has one. I'm from Milwaukee we had Mark Belling as the voice of consrvatism now he's in a fight for his life
CloudchaserS - July 10, 2013, 11:15 am
"So your blood pressure is going to suffer if you keep watching these people. They’re designed to get you ticked off. They’re designed to make you question your sanity." Mr. Limbaugh to a caller on watching Fox News


TAGS: career sean tribute roast
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Sean - October 15, 2011, 7:55 pm
True story: that kid ... grew up to be a research scientist, specializing in finding new ways to test things on animals. Guess which kinds of animals?
tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:40 pm
Sean - October 14, 2011, 1:04 pm
Ah yes. The day I found out that my hatred of kids cannot be overcome by vast quantities of alcohol. Thanks for dredging that up all over again, rerun.
mariand - October 13, 2011, 9:09 pm
LOL...I don't believe ya


TAGS: career penguins vent
Rating: 4.63/5

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forseti - March 21, 2012, 9:17 am
TheSanityInspector - March 19, 2012, 6:08 pm
It is medically impossible to be depressed while looking at penguins.


JOBS - And you thought your job sucked.

TAGS: jobs careers bad fish smelly
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

GaryO - January 16, 2014, 9:29 am
More like; ‘Waiter, this crab tastes like shyt!’ ‘Sir, it’s surimi.’ ‘WTF is surimi?!!” ‘Fish shyt, sir.’
Greeny - January 16, 2014, 6:00 am
"Surimi, What is Susan Park’s phone number?" "Surimi, When is my next appointment?” Had to try it - doesn't work...
GaryO - January 15, 2014, 10:15 pm
Heh, that’s surimi. And that pic looks better than it usually is. Usually it’s just fish guts….soon to become your grocery store ‘crab’ meat. Working on a fish processor ship is an experience.
demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:51 pm
I've got a friend who fixes septic tanks! This is better.
CloudchaserS - September 5, 2011, 12:43 am
First I thought "This is a job for Mike Rowe." Then I saw the "bad fish" tags and thought this looks like a tribute to Sublime
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:31 pm
You should upload this pic to Work Totally Sucks also.


TAGS: careers
Rating: 4.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 3, 2012, 7:26 am
who what where?? (lol) strictly speaking that isn't me... but SSSSSHHHHH!!! don't tell anyone ;)
mariand - May 3, 2012, 7:20 am
there you are...


TAGS: career choices profession s m
Rating: 4.87/5

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Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:11 pm
They all can't graduate with A's from Cubby's Charm School.


TAGS: modelling model career independence catwalk
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 7:15 am
Thank you for the excellent rating. Great era, Great song...
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 11:37 am
5L because that is a wicked Seger tune and I bet that's true.


PRISON - Expanding career opportunities and interpersonal relationships since the dawn of time.

TAGS: prison relationships careers friendship
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2012, 6:40 pm
Watch out for internal friction.



TAGS: midget elf eggs and beer acting career dead end
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 6:56 pm
Thank you, thank you. I can't take all the credit, though. The guy in the elf suit brought it all together.
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:41 pm
Perfect! 5 lil lions for you sir
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:19 pm
Nice one Bart. 5 pun loving lions.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 4:01 pm
The puns, they BURN

THE SPLITS - He's doing them wrong!

Job Interview -


TAGS: career calendar dreams
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Greeny

falloutghoul - May 8, 2012, 3:34 pm
Greeny, it looks like you were playing too much Katamari.


Oldest Profession -

TAGS: careers women positions top ceo
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - November 2, 2013, 2:01 am
Wow! I didn't know that...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2013, 12:16 pm
Very few know that this position causes ED in 89% of men.

NFL 2014 Season -

TAGS: tony romo cowboys broadcasting career
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Ism

Oldsod - September 5, 2014, 8:41 pm
...and it still didn't deflate the ego...
vilnius - September 4, 2014, 10:43 pm
guy once finished a game with a punctured lung

THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP DAD - Because I want to grow up and be someone you and Mom will be proud of.

BARBIE - Her Career Goals Explained !!


TAGS: kabuki career path
Rating: 3.56/5

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5150monkeylove - October 6, 2010, 11:48 am
AWWWWW crap!!!! I rushed it out to make it on the right day. should have been "an honorable path" @#$%!!!!
Untamedfifty - October 5, 2010, 7:49 am
i suddenly feel like setting gerbils on fire

congratulations -

SESAME STREET - There for you when your career fails


Prima Donnas -

TAGS: cutest shoot of my career
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 6, 2016, 10:24 pm
Missin' a few keys.

Workplace Equality -

TAGS: work place career equality women vs men stereotype
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

NickDahlmier - February 12, 2016, 8:07 pm
Hey, well all have our moments... Good or bad.
MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 7:50 pm
You can as long as you're having your period too.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:42 pm
Just so long as I too get to be a b**** in the office, we're fine.
MissPriss - January 26, 2016, 6:15 pm
Tomatoe...tomato...as long as I get my d*** sammich!
mizzdizz - January 26, 2016, 8:15 am
Are you sure that its not beauty persuades and power seduces? chuckle, chuckle

Career Lessons -

TAGS: work job career profession niche
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:45 am
baby pix, senior pix and wedding pix trying to make ugly beautiful--- As a friend of the ph**og, I get to hear the tales---some are pretty f-ing hilarious!!!!
Pushkin - February 11, 2016, 11:19 am
I didn't want to be lured by the Dark Side, I mean the Plus Side.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 9:50 am
...But in a ph**ographers life, like in college, you can't always choose your subject! Don't believe me? Ask an auto-service class how-much the chance to work on a Corvette vs. another rice-sedan is like shooting models for Playboy vs. baby-pictures.
Rick69 - February 10, 2016, 5:49 pm
This comment makes it...
Reality Lord - February 10, 2016, 11:52 am

i envisioned this with more of a "BRAZZERS" theme...lol
Pushkin - February 10, 2016, 10:27 am
Thanks, mizzdizz. I'm sure it is hard. But of course the idea is that the guy loves looking at gorgeous women all day and the girl likes all the attention.
mizzdizz - February 10, 2016, 7:23 am
Modeling is grueling work. I had a friend who loved it! Good choice! Excellent poster, Push! 5L!